*watches dog scratch himself*
And we're back. Today I'd like to discuss a picture that send my heart soaring to new heights of joy. I will preface it by saying that sometimes we wonder, are the people we admire worthy of our love and mental energy? Then we see something so beautiful, so perfect, that we never question our hearts again. I present to you all, the Paris Hilton picture:

I already knew that DJ Ozma was perfect, so direct your eyes to the far left. That's Pancho, a man I would gladly tackle like a lion going down on a gazelle. Only instead of eviscerating him, I would ride him like a rodeo stallion. Until seeing this picture, however, I had no idea how deeply I could respect him as a person.
Take a good look: the man is terrified. Like any sane human being, he is well aware that standing too close to Paris Hilton is like cartwheeling naked through an STD clinic. Note that he is actively shielding his crotch, lest she suddenly lunge at it. Given that Miss Paris seems to have one arm around him, I am fairly sure Pancho later set that shirt on fire. I have never loved him more.
PS: The picture didn't post in good detail, but if you click on it you get a MUCH better look at Pancho's face. You can't help wanting to hug the poor boy.




