Friday, July 8, 2011

Meme, by Sin!

K.V. Taylor tagged me, and I'm happy to avoid making a real entry ; )

1. Are you a rutabaga?

No, but thank you for asking : )


2. When was the last time you ate lion meat?

I'm sorry, I'm not into beastiality.


3. Upload a heartwarming picture of something that makes you smile.




4. If you could go back in time and kick the crap out of someone, who would it be?

Dude, I'm a Buddhist.

5. Name one habit that makes other people plot your demise.

I talk too much. It doesn't help that very few people (in the states) share my interests, and I inflict them on Ying's friends, who now know way more about Japanese rock than they ever wanted to.

6. What song would you like to be playing while you are kicking the crap out of someone?




7. How many goats, stacked atop one another like Yertle’s Turtles, would it take to reach the moon?

Enough to reach the moon.


8. Describe yourself using obscure Latin words.

I don't know any obscure latin words. Would you settle for Cantonese swear words?


9. Why does evil exist?

To give people a reason to freak out over rock music.


10. What the chiz are you thinking right now?

The same things I usually think about: Asian men and coffee.

And now to tag : )

1. Danielle Ferries
2. KISSES IN SPAIN
3. Brendan P. Meyers
4. WD Prescott
5. Barry Napier

11. Pick a funny nickname for number 1.

I'm trying to think of one involving "The Castle of Otranto", without making her sound cursed. Danielle, any thoughts?


12. Make up a Haiku about number 2 (I don't do rhymes, even though I just accidentally made one).

Guys in Kishidan
I forget which you like best
Think of them naked


13. Where would number 3 hide in the event of the apocalypse?

That depends on the nature of the apocalypse. You don't hide the same way from zombies that you do from floods.


14. Where does number 4 purchase his pants?

Insert funny answer. The coffee hasn't kicked in yet!


15. What would number 5′s favorite dance move be?

The Dragon Dance

2 comments:

Danielle Ferries said...

Thanks for the tag, now I have something to blog about today :)

Imagine being cursed by a link to a character and taking on their miseries. I don't know which one in Otranto would be worse. Maybe Matilda would be the worst. Although poor Conrad did suffer.

Katey said...

That is the most cheerful ass-kicking song ever. I love it.

To give people a reason to freak out over rock music.
... you're so right. Oh my god. So very, very right.